When it comes to roofing jokes and puns, we love them; in fact, here is a list of our favourite ones. Personally, Roofing jokes get to me …every shingle time.
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- Friend of mine fell through the roof of a French bakery. He woke up in a world of pain.
- Why are roofers so nosy? They are always eaves dropping.
- I’d tell you a joke about the roof but it would be over your head.
- My mate’s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through the roof.
- Went to a party with a construction team the other week. They really raised the roof.
- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
- My dad was a roof cleaner and I’m dedicating this to him, so dad if you’re up there…
- Daughter: Dad, can my girlfriends and I start a Roofing Business? Dad: Only if you call it “All The Shingle Ladies”
- Our neighbourhood roofing business is having a great promotion right now. If you buy a roof, it’s on the house.
- I am losing money in the roofing business. I think it’s because I keep making them on the house.
- A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night, oof.
- The roof is not my son. But I will raise it nevertheless.
- What’s the most expensive part of building a roof? The overhead cost
- Why was the roof lonely? It was shingle.
- My boss got stuck on the roof while trying to get some work done, He shouted “get me a ladder!”. I won’t let him down.